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TheRyanLocke
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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

punofficial:

punofficial:

How do you send an organ

you de liver it

merryblackgirl:

The only kind of white boys I’ll date are the ones who can do this

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aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

the-onion-slut:

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful